Democrats Exorcise their Spirits, not Just their Bodies

Last Saturday, The New York Post wrote, “Nancy Pelosi reportedly summons priests to exorcise home of evil spirits”:

Former House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi summoned priests to rid her luxe San Francisco home of evil spirits after a man allegedly attacked her hubby there with a hammer.

“I think that weighed really heavy on her soul. I think she felt really guilty,” said Pelosi’s daughter Alexandra… “I think that really broke her. Over Thanksgiving, she had priests coming, trying to have an exorcism of the house.”

Priests say exorcism not only cleanses the home of evil spirits, but it also places protection over the home so demons cannot enter again. Rumor has it that the Pelosi’s disappeared during the exorcism and, following the exorcism, Nancy Pelosi and her husband, Paul Pelosi, have been unable to re-enter their own home. No one knows why.

According to Solomon Ganderstein, who lives across the street from the Pelosis, the problem is simply that they both lost their keys. However, Mrs. Ganderstein says she saw Nancy Pelosi fumbling with her keys but unable to get them into the lock. When Paul Pelosi tried his, the key broke off inside the lock. A locksmith truck that arrived an hour later caught fire and “burned like hell,” said Mrs. Ganderstein, so the smith was never able to get the door open for the Pelosis because his tools were inside the burning truck.

Mrs. Ganderstein said Nancy Pelosi then came over to her house and used the phone to call another locksmith company called “The Key of David,” and was heard screaming, “For heaven’s sake, I need to get in. Open the door.” The company apparently aborted the call because Pelosi suddenly hung up and stormed off.

The Pelosis have, since, been staying at San Francisco’s famous InterContinental Mark Hopkins on Nob Hill and have been seen regularly haunting its restaurant known as the Top of the Mark, famous for the spirits it serves in its lounge.

On a related note, it was only last May that the Roman Catholic Church expelled Representative Pelosi, then Speaker Pelosi, from mass.

San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone banned the Democrat from receiving Holy Communion in May, “until such time as you publically repudiate your advocacy for the legitimacy of abortion,” he wrote at the time. The archdiocese did not return a request for comment.

Critics all but climbed the walls in reaction to the head-spinning news. “Will she also be coordinating one for the speaker’s office?” wondered Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.).

Pelosi hasn’t entered the speaker’s office since then either, so maybe she did.

Fr. Vincent Lampert, exorcist for the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Indianapolis, said exorcism could indeed be appropriate to combat “demonic infestation.”

One has to wonder how quiet all the halls of congress would be if they just exorcised the whole place.

“I would say I get thousands of those requests every year,” [the priest] added.

No doubt.

Ironically, the Pelosi exorcism happened the same weekend President Joe Biden invited the FBI to do a thorough cleansing of his home for evil classified documents. Apparently misunderstanding the ecclesiastical word “exorcism” when asked about the cleansing of his home, President Biden boasted that he is fit to be president because he exorcises daily.

Priests say darker spirits may take more than one exorcism, so daily exorcising may be necessary at Biden’s home as the president has been experiencing many near-death experiences lately that indicate the veil is thin between realms for President Biden. Only recently, he was seen at one of his press conferences calling out to the spirit of the late Rep. Jackie Walorski, who died in a car wash accident in August.

After the conference, Biden was seen wandering the stage and shaking hands with and talking to people who were not there.

Talking to friends from the other side is a regular experience for Biden:

Biden has sometimes been seen being spirited away by Secret Service agents who help him find his way between the realms his mind seems to wander through.

Even more peculiar, sometimes President Biden cannot be seen by hundreds of people filling a crowded room all around him, as though he has already passed on:

The president is not quite being there and sometimes also displays evidence of being a presence not familiar with how to operate his body or perhaps not quite present within it:

However, when his connection between spirit and body seem to be at their worst, at least, he has someone to dress him: