What the Heck Is The Musket and Why Do We Need it?

Inspired by Joe Biden's cries of "malarkey," The Malarkey Musket takes aim at all of Biden's blarney and all Democratic demagoguery with satire and sarcasm similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee. It's news with a snooze button like #NoMoJo, himself.

If you like to dump on the Dems, sign up for free to watch The Musket take pot shots at them. It’s as easy as hitting the broad side of a barn:

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That is not to say The Malarkey Musket is a regular or real news publication. It just pretends to be … just like politicians pretend to be real. It’s aimed at frying Biden’s baloney and the Democrat’s bacon by sneaking up on the truth with humor.

Because it is only published intermittently as in whenever the president is in enough of a mood to put us in the mood to write scathingly about him, you need to subscribe if you don’t want to keep checking for its rarely published humor. But it’s usually right on target when we fire one off. Though sometimes it backfires.

It will be delivered to your email if you subscribe, and we promise you won’t get anything but the Malarkey. If you want regularity, you might try listening to Prune’s Tunes, which will keep you movin’ and groovin’. However, The Musket is a lot more fun than a diet of prunes, and it’s a free free-for-all right now … whenever it happens to arrive. If you sign up, you won’t miss a single news beat.

The Malarkey Musket focuses exclusively on poking Democrats and liberals in the funny bone, so you can subscribe to a publication that will always itch your niche. Well, maybe that didn’t sound good, but I mean your political niche. Signing up makes sure you get what’s coming to you.

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David Haggith also writes The Great Recession Blog if you want REAL and commentary about the present economic crisis, but economics is known as “the dismal science,” and this publication is a whole lot more fun!

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Inspired by Joe Biden's cries of "malarkey," The Musket takes aim at all of Biden's own malarky and all Democratic blarney with satire and sarcasm similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee. It's news with a snooze button like #NoMoJo, himself.

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I publish The Daily Doom and write satire. As an equal-opportunity critic of America's sharply divided, two-ring political circus, I’ve divided my satire into sister publications so you can pick the one you find agreeable and ignore her sassy sister.